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deanjcrawford 3:22 Fri Sep 18
What's you grooming regime?

Especially on a night out?

I'm a shower, deodorant, after shave, and maybe some moisturizer on my face. My hair doesn't take long at all. But from some of the *cough* reality *cough* TV shows i've seen of late, it seems like kids take about 4-hours getting ready and use blusher and what not.

I don't think of myself as old (I'm 34) but is this something that the kids do nowadays, or am i just a neanderthal and need to get up to date on with my grooming regime?

young woody 3:57 Sat Sep 19
Re: What's you grooming regime?

Shave
Brush teeth
Shower
Put some the roll on and aftershave on
Get changed.

All in 10 mins

Fluke 3:56 Sat Sep 19
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Pubes

Takashi Miike 3:54 Sat Sep 19
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depends where you Immac

Roby 3:52 Sat Sep 19
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Shower
Roll on anti-perspirant
Floss
Brush teeth
Mouth wash
Hair wax and about 30 seconds to style it
A few sprays of eau de toilette

Fluke 3:46 Sat Sep 19
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Anyone here immac? I do... Is that bad?

mike hunt 3:22 Sat Sep 19
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a bag of haribo usually works for me

Takashi Miike 11:49 Sat Sep 19
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blusher? hahahaha

Dr Matt 11:32 Sat Sep 19
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Obvious troll be obvious.

Fifth Column 9:35 Sat Sep 19
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last eastender 3:38 Fri Sep 18

TLE - I was just about to put a "comedy" response but you got there before me

Seamus 9:15 Sat Sep 19
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I've started to have a male Hollywood ..

The waxing can be sore but benefits are wonderful...

Monk~koknee 6:35 Sat Sep 19
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It was a tap-in that even Carlton couldn't miss.

Ronald_antly 6:22 Sat Sep 19
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I can't see why Polite is getting so much "kudos".
The moment I read the thread title, I knew it could only go one way.
It was a slam dunk.

Alfie 2:03 Sat Sep 19
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I regularly cleanse myself in radox and watch my genitals bob to the surface, parting the bubbled surface like a young playful dolphins domed head popping up for a look above the waves.

I then frot myself all over with a rough hewn lufer, luxuriating in the bubbly brace of radox 'sex fragrance' salts, whilst my wife downstairs ignorant to my revels thinks i am easing my ageing back.

Sometimes i do this whilst waterboarding myself with a flannel. It heightens the arousal in an INXS style

mongo 1:55 Sat Sep 19
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Is this a wank off Mr Polite thread?

bruuuno 7:14 Fri Sep 18
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I have a confession to make. I recently spent the weekend at the seaside and after all day with the wind blowing in my hair I went out of an evening with my hair all blown back from the wind. Several ladies commented on how nice my hair looked and I was well chuffed.

A few days after I got back I went out and bought a HAIRDRYER to enable me to create the wind swept look on a daily basis. I tried it and it just didnt really work, in fact it made me look even more of a cunt than I do normally. It has since remained unused.

I think I'm going through a mid life crisis and/or have caught the gay.

Irons

Bungo 6:00 Fri Sep 18
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Wash all potentially smelly bits.

Apply anti-pong.

Lose interest and stay in instead..

FruityBoots. 5:56 Fri Sep 18
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A) a really good shit.
B) maybe a big wank.

After8 5:39 Fri Sep 18
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Gone a bit lavender hasn't it?

whufcroe 5:22 Fri Sep 18
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blazehammer 5:17 Fri Sep 18

blazehammer 5:17 Fri Sep 18
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Fuck me. What is this site coming to?

goose 4:53 Fri Sep 18
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no point replying. or trying to be funny.

Polite has ended this thread big time.

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